Thursday, December 31, 2009

"HAMPER"ing the Truth?!?

Nooo, I'm not.
I swear....... no lie....... honest to God....... I kid you NOT....... Seriously speaking....... No joke....... I tell ya....... it's the truth that while my laundry waits to be washed in that dark, stinky, romantic hamper, it BREEDS!


Tatersmama said...

And you just figured that one out? ;-)
Not only does it breed... but the socks cannibalize themselves when you're not looking!

BUT... I think that with all you've got going on, laundry isn't a priority right now anyway! You have my permission to just ignore it!
The countdown continues...

Bz said...

HA! :-) THAT'S what happens ... that makes COMPLETE sense. I've always wondered about the missing sock. You know, this is something I should have figured out l-o-n-g ago, but go figure, I can be slow on things.

Fruitcake Sandy said...

I know these things to be true ... the hamper doth 'multiply' ... the one sock is lost, eaten or whatever. The one pair of slacks or favorite shirt is always at the bottom!

I've been there ... I've seen it ... and it does exists ... a FULL hamper in less than a day!!!

Neas Nuttiness said...

So I raised 10 kids, and had a lot of my grandchildren a lot of the time. Some fool once said to me (with a straight face, I might add),
"Gee, you must have had to do laundry more than once a week."

There's one born every minute!

Robynn's Ravings said...

I think a singular sock is actually an aphrodisiac and that's why one is always missing. Maybe socks are the chocolate and oysters of dirty, breeding laundry!