Friday, June 18, 2010

Something Might be Wrong with Me...

....because this morning, while changing my 5 month old son's diapers, I said, "What a cute little package you have!".
It was. He was cold (apparently) and all had about disappeared and shriveled (poor little guy)... but it was cute.
Ok, call the authorities.


Elizabeth said...

That is hilarious!!

Tatersmama said...

Call the authorities? Honey, it sounds like you're a pretty normal mama to me! :)
I always laugh when the boy babies discover "the package" and make a grab for it every chance they get.
Man... you would think that would HURT, grabbing and pulling until it's 4 inches long, wouldn't you?
I think YEOUCH!... and they just chortle.

Bz said...

Oh my goodness TM... I am SO glad you've given me a "head's up" (no pun intended) to this... because perhaps I can now be a bit more prepared if/when it happens!

Fruitcake Sandy said...

I'm sooooo laughing out loud at you Dear Bz .... but then I used to KISS little tushes (after a bath, of course!) because they were so cute. I won't tell if you don't ... or call the authorities. By chance do you remember being 'pissed' (appropriate word here!) because you couldn't pee standing up in the back yard like your brother did!?? And to those who do not know ... I'm not talking 'trailer trash' here!!!

Tatersmama said...

LOL! I kissed my babies tushes too... Along with every other beautiful bit of them!

And I ONCE peed down my leg when trying to do it like my boy cousins did. Only once, mind you... because my socks got soaked!

Robynn's Ravings said...

I have to say, as the mother of a 15-yr-old who still can't get over the fact that I took pictures of his naked self running down the street that you are officially dead meat (in about 13 years) for reporting this incident! lol